just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Someone came in the potted fern
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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