the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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