Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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