let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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