If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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