You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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