There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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