I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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