talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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