sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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