very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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