Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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