You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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