somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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