Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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