East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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