i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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