He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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