He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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