Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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