i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
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just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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