You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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