im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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