i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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