my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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