He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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