just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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