it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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