You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Randomize
