running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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