I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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