SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
please come you make the beer taste better
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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