It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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