This girl is more easily done than said...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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