hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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