I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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