I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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