I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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