Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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