he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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