This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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