so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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