I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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