Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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