is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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