awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
she told me i tasted like america
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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