My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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