tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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