There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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