Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I want a musical about memes.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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