OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
kristin has been a bad kristin
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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