I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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